Justin Laskowski: Right you are!  First, we have the tag team championship belts up for grabs in the battle between the Insane Psychotics and The Avenging Angels.  The winners will walk away with the belts.  Then, we have a falls count anywhere matchup for the Cruiserweight title where DMX will be defending his belt against the challenger, Eric Draven.

Bob Ryker: Then Ravager will be challenging The High Jacker for the United States title.  We also have a battle royal for the Intercontinental belt planned.  Finally, the Main Event this evening will be the tournment final match for the World title between War and Titan.  It promises to be a spectacuar evening.

Justin Laskowski: You bet!  We're ready to get started here at March Madness...so here's our first match of the night for the VWF World Tag Team titles.  We're going to ringside with Terry Wellington.

Terry Wellington: Ladies and Gentlemen...the opening match tonight here at March Madness '99 is for the VWF Tag Team championship.  It is scheduled for one fall.

["Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath begins to play as Psycho and No Fear make their way to the ring.]

Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 610 lbs.  Here is Psycho and No Fear...the Insane Psychotics!!!!

[The crowd boos as the two enter the ring.  "Angel Is A Centerfold" by J. Geils Band starts to play.]

And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Gabrielle, at a total combined weight of 459 lbs.  Here is the team of Brett and Johnny Angel...The Avenging Angels!

[Gabrielle, Brett Angel, and Johnny Angel walk down to the ring with a huge crowd reaction of cheers.]

Bob Ryker: Listen to the reaction to these two new comers.  There's the bell...and it looks like Psycho will be starting against Johnny Angel!  Look at the size of these two!  Psycho must be above Angel by a hundred or so pounds.

Justin Laskowski: Johnny Angel looks reluctant to fight against this mammoth wrester, but some encouragement from his brother, manager, and the crowd is convincing him otherwise.  They move in...and lock up!  Psycho sends Johnny Angel to the corner.

Bob Ryker: Psycho is following in after him...it looks like an avalanche!  But Johnny Angel does a flip up and climbs onto the top rope...and Psycho hits the corner hard!  Here comes Johnny off the top rope with a clothesline.  Now he goes to the ropes and nails Psycho with a drop kick!  Nice aerial tactics by Johnny Angel.  That's what they're going to have to do in this match...keep moving and don't let Psycho get a hold of them.  Psycho is back up...and Johnny goes to the ropes again.  Looks like another drop kick...but Psycho catches him and slams him down onto his back!  Man!  That was a nice hit!

Justin Laskowski: Psycho has Johnny Angel up...and he throws him down onto the top rope with a choke!  Johnny is hurt!  Mark Lewison warns Psycho about that!  Johnny Angel is crawling to his corner...and Brett wants the tag bad!  Psycho tries to intercept, but...too late!

Bob Ryker: Johnny tagged in Brett!  Brett moves in and hammers away at Psycho's head!

Justin Laskowski: Psycho is stunned...and Brett goes to the ropes, and hits him with a flying forearm!   Nice move!  Brett hits Psycho with an uppercut...and a chop...and another!  Psycho tries to grab him...but Brett ducks down and slide beneath Psycho's legs!  The crowd is loving it!  OH!  He nailed Psycho with a low blow!  Psycho is down...hard!  Angel has Psycho back up...and nails him with a spinning super kick!

Bob Ryker: Brett gets the tag, and Johnny Angel is back in action!  They both attack and nail Psycho with a double drop kick...and Brett leaves the ring.

Justin Laskowski: Psycho is back up...and Johnny catches him off guard with a cross body block.  He goes for a cover.  One...two...Psycho kicks out!  Johnny has Psycho up...and he goes to the top rope!  Here comes Johnny's Heavenly Strike...NO!  Psycho caught him...and slams him down.  Psycho goes to the ropes...and nails Johnny with a splash!  He has Johnny up on his shoulder...and throws him across the ring and into the Angels' corner.

Bob Ryker: Johnny Angel tags in Brett Angel.

Justin Laskowski: Brett runs in and is caught with a boot to the face from Psycho!  Brett is down...and hurt!  Psycho goes for a leg drop...but he misses when Brett rolls out of the way!  Brett has him up...and sends Psycho to the corner!

Bob Ryker: Brett gets onto the second rope...and hammers his head with closed fists!

[The crowd counts each punch.  One!  Two!  Three!  Four!  Five!  Six!  Seven!]

And Brett is off the ropes.  Now he chops Psycho,  And again!

Justin Laskowski: No Brett sends his shoulder into Psycho's stomach...and Psycho goes down!

Bob Ryker: That'll take the wind right out of ya!  Brett Angel now stomping away at Psycho...and he goes to his corner and tags in his brother.

Justin Laskowski: Johnny Angel kicks Psycho in the stomach...and nails him with a jawbreaker!  Psycho goes down...and Johnny goes up to the top rope!  Oh!  No Fear knocked him off and Johnny fell down hard!  Both are down...and Psycho is first up!  Psycho lifts Johnny over his head...and power slams him down!  Psycho goes to his corner...and now No Fear will see some action.

Bob Ryker: No Fear nails Johnny with a clothesline...and follows with an elbow!  No Fear sends Johnny Angel to the ropes, and catches him with a crucifix!  Both go down!  No Fear is up.

[No Fear yells to Johnny that he'll steal his soul.  The crowd boos!]

Johnny Angel nails No Fear with a low blow...and tags in Brett!  And they're double teaming No Fear!  Stomping away at their enemy!  Johnny leaves the ring...and No Fear catches Brett with a leg sweep.

Justin Laskowski: No Fear follows in with a Boston Crab...but Brett won't submit!  He releases it and elbows Brett's knee!

Bob Ryker: No Fear tags in Psycho.

Justin Laskowski: Psycho and No Fear pound on Brett Angel's back!  Double axehandles are devastating Brett!  Look at the pain in his face!  No Fear and Psycho take time out to celebrate...and Brett sneaks away to his corner!

Bob Ryker: Johnny Angel got that tag!  He rushes in and catches No Fear with a knee to the back...and sends him out of the ring!  Psycho grabs Johnny Angel and powerslams him!  Johnny is out cold!

Justin Laskowski: Psycho has Johnny up...and executes the Psycho Bomb!

Bob Ryker: Psycho covers Johnny Angel.  One...two...three!  Forget about it!  The Avenging Angels are a great team...but there's no way he could've survived a move like that.

Terry Wellington: Here are your winners...and new VWF Tag Team champions...the Insane Psychotics!

Justin Laskowski: Next up here at March Madness 1999...we have a rematch from the four corners match a few days back.  Cruiserweight champion DMX will be defending his title against challenger Eric Draven.

Terry Wellington: The following contest is a falls count anywhere match, scheduled for one fall, and is for the VWF Cruiserweight championship!

["The Unforgiven" by Metallica begins to play over the house speakers.  The crowd boos as Eric Draven comes out.]

Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing 247 lbs. and 6'3''...here is Eric Draven.

[Draven enters the ring and is booed even more.  Then the Ruff Ryders Anthem begins to play and the crowd cheers!]

And his opponent, at 6'1'' and 220 lbs., from parts unknown and being accompanied to the ring by Gangsta Boo...here is the VWF Cruiserweight champion: DMX!

[DMX and Gangsta Boo head towards the ring.  DMX has the Cruiserweight belt around his waist and barks at the crowd.]

Bob Ryker: Here we go!  Eric Draven grabs DMX...and sends him into the corner!  He follows in and pounds DMX's face into the turnbuckle.  DMX goes down...and Draven stomps DMX's back.  Draven sends DMX to the ropes...and catches him with a running lariat!  That had to hurt.

Justin Laskowski: DMX is back on his feet...and Draven catches him with a drop kick!  I can tell that Eric Draven wants that belt badly!  Draven climbs onto the top turnbuckle...and waits for DMX to get onto his feet.  DMX is up...and Draven nails him with a clothesline off the top rope!  Wow!  Draven has DMX up again...and nails him with the Unevenflow!  This could be it!  This match could be over in record time!

Bob Ryker: Eric Draven covers.  One...two...thr- NO!  DMX's shoulder is up!  DMX is still in this match!  I'm amazed he's still alive.  Eric Draven is up...and pulls DMX up as well.

Justin Laskowski: Draven is going for a piledriver...but DMX manages to overpower him and drop him off his back!  DMX stumbles forward and falls onto the ropes.  That took a lot of energy on his part...and he's hurting!  Draven is up, and jumps onto
DMX back and chokes him against the second rope.  Mark Lewison warns Draven about that!  Draven backs away and raises his hands in victory...and is met by a less than positive response from the crowd.  DMX is back on his feet...and they prepare to lock up again.  They move in...and grapple!

Bob Ryker: DMX nails Draven with a cheap shot...and hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex!  DMX has Draven up...and whips him outside the ring.  Draven is getting back up...and here comes DMX!  OH!  A cross body block from over the top rope was right on target!  DMX gets Draven up...and whips him in the steel guard rail!  That had to hurt!  DMX slides back into the ring, and Draven follows.  DMX gets Draven with an armdrag take down.  Draven is back up.

Justin Laskowski: DMX whips Draven with an Irish whip into the corner...and follows up with a splash!  Draven is down to his knees and stunned.  DMX with a drop kick to Draven's face knocks him down!

Bob Ryker: DMX sends Draven to the ropes...and catches him!  Fall away slam!  Both are up now...and DMX is on target with a clothesline.  Draven gets back up quickly...and nails DMX with an uppercut.

Justin Laskowski: He continues with repeated fists to the face of DMX...and he has him down to one knee!

Bob Ryker: Draven follows up with a suplex!  DMX is hurt.  They are both up...slowly...and lock up again!  Draven kicks DMX in the midsection and bodyslams him!

Justin Laskowski: He has DMX up...and piledrivers him!  DMX is hurt badly.

Bob Ryker: But that's not stopping Draven.  He throws DMX to the ropes and executes a backdrop!  Draven grabs the hair of DMX and pulls him to his feet!  He nails DMX with the Unevenflow again...and covers him!

Justin Laskowski: One...two...three!  We have a new champion!  DMX is out cold!

Terry Wellington: Here is your winner...and NEEEEEWWWWWW Cruiserweight champion: Eric Draven!

Bob Ryker: That was a great match up!  My congradulations go out to Eric Draven for winning that title.

Justin Laskowski: Agreed.  Here we go folks! One of the most anticipated matches tonight!  Ravager versus The High Jacker for the U.S. strap.

Terry Wellington: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall...and is for the VWF United States title.

Introducing first...

["Got the Life" by KoRn begins to play and the crowd goes insane.  Ravager heads towards the ring.]

From parts unknown, weighing 265 lbs. and standing at 6'5''.  Here is the challenger...Rrrrrrravager!

[Ravager enters the ring and is met with more cheers as he lets out his trademark howl.  Then the Degeneration-X Theme begins to play and The High Jacker and Ray come out of the locker room.

And his opponent, from parts unknown...being escorted to the ring by Ray...weighing 270 lbs. at 6'8''.  Here is the VWF United States champion: The High Jacker!

[The High Jacker and Ray get to the ring and THJ holds the U.S. belt high above his head.  The crowd boos.]

Bob Ryker: They lock up...and Ravager sends The High Jacker into the turnbuckle.  Ravager overpowered him with ease!  They lock up again...and Ravager, again, send THJ crashing into the turnbuckle!  THJ decides to try something different...and climbs to the top turnbuckle!  Ravager isn't moving!  THJ jumps...and here comes a drop kick.  NO!  Ravager caught him and slammed him down!  Amazing!  THJ is back up and goes for a right punch, but Ravager ducks and spins him around into an atomic drop!  That had to hurt!

Justin Laskowski: The High Jacker is moving back to his feet...and grabs Ravager!  He nails Ravager with a belly-to-belly suplex...and Ravager pops back up!  It didn't seem to phase him!  THJ is astounded as well...and he hits Ravager with a kick to the midsection, and executes a DDT.  Ravager isn't getting up as quickly from that one...but he is back up.  THJ locks Ravager in a headlock...and takes him down!  THJ now working Ravager's legs with stomps and kicks...and now he locks in The Figure Four Leglock!  Ravager face...I don't see any pain in his face!  Ravager is trying to break it...but he's unsuccessful.  Ravager now tries to reverse it...and he does!  The leverage has been reversed and THJ is in extreme pain.  THJ manages to get to the ropes and Ravager breaks the hold.

Bob Ryker: Both men are up...and Ravager catches THJ with a running lariat!  THJ is down...and slowly getting up.  Ravager climbs to the tope rope, and hits the champ with a bulldog off the top rope!  THJ is hurt.  Ravager is back on his feet.

[Ravager lets out his battle cry and gets a big response.]

Justin Laskowski: Ravager pulls THJ up to his feet...and punches him in the head.  Now a chop...and he scoops him up into a bodyslam!  Ravager is almost completely controlling this match up!  He wants that belt badly...and he has assured himself that he can win tonight!

Bob Ryker: THJ is back onto his feet...and Ravager catches him with a superkick!  I think I saw some teeth fly out of THJ's mouth.  Ouch!

Justin Laskowski: THJ is very slow in getting up!  Ravager is wearing down the United States champion very quickly.

Bob Ryker: The High Jacker is back up...and Ravager sets him up.  Nicely executed suplex!  Ravager has THJ up...and THJ hits Ravager with a low blow!

Justin Laskowski: The High Jacker whips Ravager to the ropes...OH!  He just nailed Referee Mark Lewison.  He's out cold!
Ravager is whipped to the corner by The High Jacker, and Ray just hit Ravager in the head with something!  I think it was...I can't tell.

Bob Ryker: The High Jacker is going outside the ring and heading towards Ray.  I think Ray has something.  Brass knuckles!  That's what Ray must've hit him with!  This could be bad for Ravager!

Justin Laskowski: What's this?  Here comes Kid Korn and Little Daddy D from the locker room!  And Kid Korn jumps into the ring and is trying to wake up the referee!  The High Jacker is back in the ring with the brass knuckles!  Look out Ravager...THJ has them on!  He swin- NO!  THJ is down!  I think Little Daddy D just shocked THJ with that tazer!  Yes!  THJ is out cold.  Kid Korn is out of the ring, and joins LDD at ringside.  Referee Lewison is back on the job!  Ray tries to distract the ref, but  Kid Korn nails Ray with a punch!  And LDD and Kid Korn are headed back to the locker room.  Ravager is back on his feet...and the crowd is going wild!  He's climbing the turnbuckle!  He's in position...and he leaps!  He nailed THJ with The Ravager.  He covers!

Bob Ryker: ONE!  TWO!  THREE!  Ravager wins!  We have a new United States champion!

Terry Wellington: The winner of this bout...and NNNEEEWWWWWWWW United States champion...Rrrrrravager!

Justin Laskowski: Listen to the crowd!  They're going insane!  Ravager is the new United States champion...as he should be.  No one deserves that belt more than him!  He may have had some help to win...but it was unfair because THJ used illegal tactics, as usual, and had them used against him!

[Ravager holds the United States championship title high above his head!  The crowd cheers wildly.  Ravager then exits the ring with the belt draped on his shoulder.

Bob Ryker: What a match!  This has been one of the best nights for the VWF!  What's up next, Justin?

Justin Laskowski: Now we have the battle royal to determine the very first Intercontinental champion.  And what's this?  President Ryan Lenz is coming down to the ring.  He wasn't scheduled to comre down now...only after the match!  And President Lenz has the microphone from Terry Wellington.

Ryan Lenz: Ladies and Gentlemen.  First, may I say thank you for attending March Madness 1999...and I have some important news for you all.  Due to some unforeseen circumstances, I am being forced to delay the Intercontinental championship battle royal until Wednesday Night Massacre.  I apologize to all of you for the inconvience...and I am sorry about the delay.

Bob Ryker: Hmmmm.  Odd.  Anyways, I guess what the President says goes...so I guess we have the next match up now.

Justin Laskowski: I guess so.  Well...let's move on.  Tonight is the night....that we crown the first VWF World champion.  Let's get the Main Event on the road.  We have a special guest ring announcer for this match.  The VWF President himself...Ryan Lenz, who is already down in the ring.

Ryan Lenz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is for the VWF World Heavyweight Championship Title!

[The crowd goes wild at the sound of the Main Event tournament final.]

Introducing first...

["War" by Edwin Starr blares over the loudspeakers.  War heads towards the ring.

From parts unknown, weighing 275 lbs. and standing at 6'6''...here is Warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[The crowd cheers as War enters the ring and screams: "WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!"]

And his opponent, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma...at 6'7'' and 285 lbs.  Here is Titan!

[Titan walks down to the ring and is met with cheers.]

Bob Ryker: Now the Main Event is underway!  War quickly moves in and hammers the back of Titan's head.  Titan is down to his knees...and War had his head between his legs.  War with a piledriver!  Titan went down right on his head!  War follows in with repeated stomps.  War takes a break to flex his muscles for the crowd.

Justin Laskowski: Titan is back on his feet...and catches War with a clothesline!  Titan gets him up...and connects with a snap suplex!  Nice power move by Titan.

Bob Ryker: War is back up...and they lock up!  Titan connects with a back breaker.  And both men are up!

Justin Laskowski: They lock up...and Titan nails War with a knee to the stomach...and a suplex!  War is down and Titan hops back to his feet.  Titan grabs War and pulls him to his feet.  He hits him with repeated fists to the face and War's down to one knee.

Bob Ryker: Titan goes for lift...but War blocks it and DDT's Titan!  War climbs the ropes and is waiting on top for him.  Titan is up...and War nails him with a bulldog!

Justin Laskowski: War is back up...and has Titan up as well.  Here comes War with a punch to the face of Titan...and now repeated chops to the chest.

Bob Ryker: Titan is being backed into the corner, and now War is sending big shoulders into his stomach!

Justin Laskowski: That will take the wind right out of you!  Wait...I think someone's coming out of the entrance!

[The crowd cheers as Ravager comes down to ringside.  He has the United States title around his waist.]

Bob Ryker: What is Ravager doing here?  He already won his match...why does he care about this bout?  Titan is up...and both War and Titan notice Ravager...but do not pay much attention to the United States champion.  Titan grabs War...and puts him into a gorilla press slam.

Justin Laskowski: War is back up...and they lock up.  War executes a snap suplex...and both men go down.  War is back up...amd stomping away at Titan!  War has Titan up now.

Bob Ryker: Titan with a quickly blow to War's midsection, and he pounds away at War's face.  War takes a kick to the stomach...and Titan DDT's him!

Justin Laskowski: Titan has War back on his feet.  He sets him up for a piledriver...and beautiful executes it!  Titan with a cover.  One...two...kick out!  Only a two.

Bob Ryker: Titan is back up...and he gets War up by his hair.

Justin Laskowski: War applies a bear hug...but Titan breaks it easily!  They lock up...and War hits him with a cheap shot and suplexes Titan.  War has him back up...and pummels him with repeated chops.

Bob Ryker: Titan has War...and tries to lift him up!  Titan is unsuccessful, so he hits him with a DDT.  The crowd is going wild!
Titan now sends War to the ropes...and nails him with a powerslam.  Titan is up...and he brings War to his feet as well.  Titan scoops up War...and puts him into The Rack!  Look at the pain flowing through War's body!

Justin Laskowski: I think...yes!  War tapped out!  Titan wins!  Titan is the World Champion of the Virtual Wrestling Federation!

Ryan Lenz: The winner of this bout...and new VWF World Heavyweight Champion: Titan!

[Ravager enters the ring with the World title in his hands.  He presents it to Titan and raises his hand in victory!]

Bob Ryker: Whoa!  Ravager just gave the title to Titan and is congradulating him!  Now both Titan and Ravager are helping War to his feet.

Justin Laskowski: They have War up...and they both raise his arms in victory as well!  All three of them are celebrating.  Even War congradulates Titan!  What great sportsmanship between these three men!  They're perhaps the finest athletes in our federation...and they enjoying their time to shine!  Sorry...but we have to close this show up, everyone!

Bob Ryker: And don't forget fans!  Next month on Sunday, April 25th, 1999 is the next VWF pay-per-view!  April Annihilation 1999 will pit teams of four against each other in matches to determine the best of the best.  The survivors of each team will then unite into seperate teams and a final match will truely show who is the best in the VWF.  It promises to be a dynamite show!

Justin Laskowski: So for all of us here at March Madness 1999...we say so long from a dynamite show!  We'll see you on Monday Mayhem!  Good night!